Mama kiwi

Someone who takes care of a teenager and calls them cute names

Your so cute my little snuggly bunch :D

I love you mama kiwi

by 9roewlskodiftgfrhndeswmaq,lpsd October 6, 2022

Kiwi nigga

A nigga who eats kiwi's to get hard as FUCK. kiwi niggas also love to have 10 dicks stuck in their anus.

Person 1: bro! i got raped by my dog.
Person 2: shit, I'm hard as fuck, I ate a kiwi
Person 1: nigga, u a kiwi nigga

by Gorillaglue2419 April 23, 2024

Kiwi

Can be either used as a name what an ugly underaged boy fingers an ugly underaged girl, or an a verb replacing fingering

Ex 1: Amir kiwed Lea
Ex 2: People were chanting kiwi to amir after he fingered Lea

by Eat your fruits not vegetables January 4, 2018

kiwi

a small furry brown fruit with a green and sour edible part.

This kiwi is delicious!

by flamepetal October 3, 2020

Kiwi Spider-Man

The act of ejaculating into your right hand and then proceeding to do the Mana wave while saying the phrase ‘Kia Ora’.”

“Please don’t Kiwi Spider-Man me again.”

“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”

“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”

by Red Raw October 5, 2025

Kiwi

a character name made by me a gay bish UWU

fucking kiwis am i right?
yeah.

by KiwiTheKawaii September 30, 2020

A Kiwi

A song typically written & performed by a British closeted gay man.

Harry loves singing a kiwi to make fun of his husband stunts.

by Ailam September 13, 2017