kinky pastry chef

A pastry chef that uses ingredients from her work for sexual purposes, common in porn.
i totally went out with a kinky pastry chef once, it was magical.
by JP189512 January 13, 2014
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kinky kardashians

the four best of friends. 1 the one who cats for every boy in the year above. 2 the one who smokes too much pot then wonders why she’s broke. 3 the one who’s a quirky lesbian. 4 the one who gives out life advice but doesn’t stick to it herself
oh have you heard about the kinky kardashians? i wish we were as cool as them!!!
by bigw1lly101 May 03, 2020
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Kinky ostrich

The act of burying your face between someone's legs in order to ignore your problems
I am so stressed from work today. Can I just be a kinky ostrich tonight?
by Brygan January 27, 2024
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Kinky Princess

When a woman inserts the tip of her nipple into the urethra during sex.
Hey babe, let's try the kinky princess tonight.
by AbbadistLeader68 December 22, 2020
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Kinky Kitsune

An Austrian weeaboo that really likes traps and gets offended if you insult his country, also he can't f-ing type
"+pat @Kinky Kitsune"
"Wow he's really gay, must be Kinky Kitsune"
by Not Kinky Kitsune May 18, 2019
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Kinky Afro

Son, I'm 30

I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty

And I don't have a decent bone in me

What you get is just what you see yeah

I see it so I take it freely
And all the bad piss ugly things I feed me

I never help or give to the needy

Come on and see me

I had to crucify some brother today

And I don't dig what you gotta say

So come on and say it

Come on and tell me twice

I said dad you're shabby

You run around and groove like a baggy

You're only here just out of habit

All that's mine you might as well have it

You take ten feet back and then stab it

Spray it on and 'tag it
So sack on me

I can't stand the needy

Get around here if you're asking you're feeling
I had to crucify somebody today

And I don't dig what you gotta say

So come on and say it

Come on and tell me twice

So sack all the needy

I can't stand to leave it

You come around here and you put both your feet in

I had to crucify somebody today

And I don't dig what you gotta say

So go on and say it

I had to crucify some brother today

And I don't hear what you gotta say

So come on and say it

Come on and tell me twice

Kinky Afro
by Death Menace February 14, 2023
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French Vanilla kinky

When someone is not vanilla sexually but is not a fully kinky sexually.
by Kinkynurse October 18, 2021
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