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front junk 

the percussion contraption worn on the front of the body by blue grass or classic jazz washboard players, esp when the washboard is adorned in haphazard way with wood blocks, scrap metal, bells, etc.
I think Lem's brought his front junk, if you guys need some rhythm for your set tonight.
front junk by Erwin G December 13, 2010

junk food music 

Music that does no real good for anyone - but you sure can enjoy it. This music is pop's current top 40 - or anything by Rick Astley.
I've been listening to way too much junk food music lately: Womanizer, Single Ladies, So What, Disturbia, Toxic, I'm Too Sexy - the list goes on...
junk food music by CrazyKate December 23, 2008

gym junkie 

Somebody that seems to be obsessed, addicted or mentally dependable, or just really enjoys always being and working at the gym. They are usually quite built and packed full of supplements and protein shakes.
Gym Junkies generally fall into a very depressive state if they do not get their daily dose of gym workout.
Person 1: Gym Junkies are faggots they have no life
Gym Junkie: You die now
Person 1: What do you mea - *CRACK*
*Person 1 sails 200 miles into the air with a large dent in his face. He hits the ground and dies from head trauma*
gym junkie by DJP92 April 16, 2008

Junkie Stunt 

When a person who is so desperate that they will do whatever whether it is stealing, lying, cheating,or trick you by whatever means necessary in order to get what they need to fuel their addiction.
Steal a winning Lotti ticket and replace it with a loser is a junkie stunt.
Junkie Stunt by shrnan73 March 13, 2015

java junkie 

A person who is addicted to coffee. Comes from the TV Show Gilmore Girls. Especially Lorelai and Rory are known as java junkies
LUKE: What are you doing?
LORELAI: I need coffee.
LUKE: It's 5:00 in the morning. Make coffee at your own house.
LORELAI: I did. I drank it all.
LUKE: You drank all the coffee in your house before five in the morning?
LORELAI: Big gulps, lots of sugar.
LUKE: *thinks: java junkie*
java junkie by ~dominique August 29, 2008

spunk junkie 

spunk junkie by ernie October 21, 2003