Jonah is a lovable adorable person but sometimes a crybaby. He will throw tantrums if he doesn’t get his way. If he doesn’t like you he’ll show that. But he is really attached to the people he loves and will never leave nothing he cares behind
by GamingCAT899 November 22, 2021
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by Whore Dismemberer October 15, 2022
A good friend. But he/she will tend to be a bit racist at times. His cock is most likely very very small, yet says it is a large as a monkey tail. Don't trust him, he lies. His friends get no bitches, and he's no different. He seems normal at first, but them when you meet him, you will find a new shade of gray in Jonah.
Jonah is a weird guy
by jamison979 May 04, 2022
by redled69 August 11, 2023
A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.
Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."
by Jonah Collazo-Heifetz March 02, 2023