Jonah

The kindest person and the funniest literally an angel on earth. Always makes you laugh and send u the best tiktoks and never dissapoints. Plus he is always honest. Master procrastinator, drawer and best friend. Ily bitch <3

Girl: how much do you have done

Jonah: Oh I haven't even started

Girl: same thank god

by _moncherri November 21, 2021

J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."

Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.

by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023

Jonah

a closeted gay guy who whenever he tries to get a girfriend, turns them gay. (factual). he has good style i guess but will not hesitate to make fun of you for anything

"oh did you see jonah?, hes that closeted gay guy"
"at least he has good style"

by riskybusiness69 January 3, 2023

Jonah

A good friend. But he/she will tend to be a bit racist at times. His cock is most likely very very small, yet says it is a large as a monkey tail. Don't trust him, he lies. His friends get no bitches, and he's no different. He seems normal at first, but them when you meet him, you will find a new shade of gray in Jonah.

Jonah is a weird guy

by jamison979 May 4, 2022

jonah beck

Bella’s hawt boyfriend you can find him on andi mack

Oh my gosh look it’s Jonah beck

by Slurpeeeee May 14, 2018

Jonah

Jonah apple seed
Sc Jonahgebear

When you have to do this because of a dare “Jonah”

by Stillrisky August 12, 2022

Jonah

A rat bastard who can't spell if i had a gun pointed at his balls

Nerd: Hi! i'm Jonah.
Chad: Go fuck yourself

by Whore Dismemberer October 15, 2022