johnny rods

A device used by a gynecologist for examining patients.

Dr.Bush instructed Ms.Cherry to relax & place her legs upon the johnny rods.

by Springer94 August 2, 2007

Johnny Sasaki

A euphemism meaning to have diarrhea, explosive or non-explosive, and/or chronic digestive problems. Can be used as a noun or a verb. Originated from the Metal Gear videogame series from Johnny Sasaki, a luckless soldier with chronic digestive problems.

As a noun- Dude, I ate some rancid beans and had Johnny Sasaki all night.

As a verb- Not cool, man! You Johnny Sasaki'd all over my couch!

by Count Zurich June 20, 2008

Johnny Marr-ified

Once Johnny Marr colaborates with an indie band, the band's quality greatly improves, but their lifespan may become shorter.

Ever since Modest Mouse was Johnny Marr-ified, they've been better. But I'm worried they'll break up soon.

by Neil Hamrick April 21, 2008

Johnny

Johnny is up in the clouds

“Dad I made a Religion
It is called the Johnny religion
Johnny is the god”

by Lukiewally September 23, 2021

Johnny Fingers

The art of using both your middle finger and forefinger on both hands to swear at someone whilst alternatiely raising each outstretched arm.

Person 1- "I hate you, go away"
Person 2- Ooooh give them the johnny fingers!
Person 3- *gives Johnny Fingers*
Person 1- Omg did you just give me the johnny fingers?

by Amee and Lily July 10, 2007

Johnny Depp Fanabees

Poser fans that only started liking him after Pirates of the Carribean came out. People who like Johnny Depp just because he is hot or because everyone told them to. People who have never even heard of Cry Baby, Benny and Joon, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Ed Wood, and various other brilliant movies starring Johnny Depp.

Omg Johnny Depp is the best actor ever! He's been my favorite actor ever since like Pirates came out! Omg he's so hot! Like totally!

by trueJDfan_notaposer June 20, 2004

Johny

English Slang:
A Condom

I put on a johny before I screwed that gross bitch.

by Mr. Polish May 8, 2005