The feeling after sex, usually right after you cum. The feelings of jizz-kill include: regret, self-esteem issues, awkwardness. Also jizz-kill explains why you aren't attracted to the person anymore after sex.
Bill- Hey how was Sheena the other night?
Matt- Not to good. The jizz-kill was pretty bad. As soon as we got done having sex, I almost cried.
Matt- Not to good. The jizz-kill was pretty bad. As soon as we got done having sex, I almost cried.
by yeha_brother August 12, 2008
by Jimbo07 November 02, 2003
The unknown entity responsible for the existance of a mysterious white substance on an object (e.g. couch, floor, dashboard).
(noticing a puddle of white stuff on the floor at the base of the stairs) ... Watch your step! Looks like we got a visit from the jizz bandit.
by plez January 27, 2009
by dion edwards April 01, 2008
Ear jizz is the dried or leftover shampoo, soap, or conditioner one forgets to wipe off the ears after a shower resulting in what looks like jizz or Ben Affleck in something about Mary.
Dude1: what is that white creamy stuff in your ear.
Dude2: Oh thats just some shampoo
Dude1: No man, I think someone shot a load in your ear while you were sleep!
Dude2: Fuck No! Here smell it!
Dude1: Hell no! Im not smelling your ear jizz!
Dude2: Oh thats just some shampoo
Dude1: No man, I think someone shot a load in your ear while you were sleep!
Dude2: Fuck No! Here smell it!
Dude1: Hell no! Im not smelling your ear jizz!
by jhustla January 07, 2010
by hornyblvman July 31, 2010
Jessica is rocking jizz blockers, cause Stan gave her an eye infection by pulling out of her ass and nutting on her face.
by novimoto January 04, 2009