Jank

A unit of measurement that is approximately equivalent to the distance light travels in a perfect vacuum in 1/300000000th of second.

Bro 1: Bro how long is your jawn?
Bro 2: It is 1 jank.
Bro 1: Sick!

by PlancksConstant January 16, 2025

Jank

A gash or minge or vagina

I can't wait to see your fat Jank

by lewj October 9, 2009

Jank

Jank - British, specifically london slang.
Creepy/disgusting

bitch: did u see tyrone get shit on by that bird??
bitch 2: yeah it was well jank innit

by Cancer_Paste April 22, 2018

Mark Janke

Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.

Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!

by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 13, 2020

Jank

The ultimate word. Jank describes both negative and positive, good and bad, happy and sad. The most contextual and versatile word in the English language, jank will live on through to the end of time.

"Man! I had so much fun, this night was so jank!"

"This test is so hard! It's friggin jank!"

"What did you think of the production yesterday?"
"Overall I thought it was pretty damn jank! But The lighting was a little too jank for my liking"

by Courtjester13 June 6, 2015

Janke

A wild or daring person

Ex. Yo, i can't believe you jumped of that cliff, you're such a janke

by Mousewithoutahouse November 22, 2021

Janked

To be over-caffeinated (jittery and on edge from drinking too much coffee).

Heads up, I am janked this morning!

by sblaze January 17, 2023