jacked

when you're injured to the point that you can't fully function anymore. its hard or impossible to walk, use your hands, see, talk, write, hear, etc. hard to do daily functions. commonly used to describe one's condition after a skateboaring related injury, thus meaning it's hard to skate anymore because of the injury

that guy tried to ollie a 20 set and he rolled both his ankles, they broke. he can't walk for a few months and his skating career is basically down the tubes... he's totally jacked

by karl March 20, 2005

janxed

To be very high off of marijuana

I am so janxed from smoking that joint.

by ChaddySunshine September 8, 2016

Janded

A meme/joke term used within pixel art communities to describe sprites that appear to have been resized/compressed, then messily cleaned up

Jared: *posts a sprite*
Ronald: janded, grixeled, gronxeled

by Ramen Guy December 4, 2021

Bungle Junked

Bungle Junked-v. To get jerked off or jerk someone off.

"Yo I went to the movies the other day with that girl," "yeah? did you get bungle junked?"

or

"Im soooo gonna bungle junk him tonight"

by Josten April 4, 2006

dick-jacked

To interrupt a male with conversation while he is at the urinal.

I was taking a leak and Dave wanted to talk about the Thompson account.

Man, you were dick-jacked.

by mr.ben August 7, 2006

bolt-jacked

(bolt jacked), (boltjacked)

1. (adv.) Being struck by lightning
2. (adv.) Being electrocuted

I was riding my mountain bike through the woods when a lightning storm crept up on me. I raced out of there so I wouldn't get bolt-jacked.

by mattb_tv January 26, 2008

Jimmy jacked

When something has been ruined or fucked up

I dropped my phone yesterday and it smashed. It’s fucking jimmy jacked.

by pollandco May 10, 2018