Jacob Sartorius

Known as the worst fucking singer in the world.

Oh hey it’s Jacob Sartorius
Oh what a dumb fuck

by st6273 February 20, 2019

Jacob Hughes

A fat piece of shit lagger who thinks he’s peng when in reality no one would ever want to get with him.

‘Look at that ugly cunt over there.‘
‘Who’s that’
‘Jacob Hughes’

by MorganMeadowsHater April 17, 2020

Jacobsen

a kind of beer, also a very loud person, especially when drunk. talks to much. never be sober around this person drunk.

You are way to jacobsen.

by cjacobsen August 20, 2008

Jacob

He looks like a literal bean

Guy: Do you see Jacob
Porch Monkey: Oh I thought it was a bean

by Mega Monkey July 21, 2016

Jacob

Jacob is a gentlemen . He will never, not even in a million years, make you do something you don't want to do. He is the sweetest, and most generous person ever. He always knows what to say and when to say it. When it's the right time, he will tell you he loves you, and you feel a stronger connection. Jacob is perfect.

Friend: So, how did your date go last night?

You: It was just perfect because of Jacob. He told me he loves me, and I felt a much stronger conection with him.

by Veronica12 June 29, 2017

Jacob Black

Jacob Black is a character from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. He is in love with Bella, until she has a child. He then imprints on Renesmee (Bella and Edward's daughter). He is also a REALLY hot werewolf. Though he's incredibly sexy in human form as well.

Me: "I' switching from Team Edward to Team Jacob now."
:)
Other Girl: "Whose team?"
Me: "Jacob Black, the guy hotter than Edward!"

by *krcBBY:) June 16, 2009

jacob

A shitty Pilot.

Wow, the guys that flew into the world trade center were such Jacobs!

by BeefyEmt December 29, 2017