Daytona Speed Jack

When running late but still have the urge to rub one out.

Sorry I'm late but I had to do a Daytona Speed Jack.

by Pussy Beavers November 14, 2020

Dirty Jack

The act of getting it on with a girl in a garden, then having her shove a gnome up your ass.

Yeah he was with Grace last night. He pulled a proper Dirty Jack though.

by AyeLad April 15, 2020

Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad

Jack Brockton-Nobles dad is not real.

He went missing in 2008 when his wife became pregnant with his son and then she became a man.

Oh my god! Is that Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad
No, it is just his mum. His dad is over there *points to sky*

by Jack Brockton Noble’s dad March 22, 2022

Don't jack that

Don't bring it up

Nigga don't jack that dead ass

by Gio_x33 June 17, 2016

date-jack

We ALL know we should NEVER grocery shop on an empty stomach. The same applies to a first date. We need to "take care of business" and jack off before that first date so SEX isn't the only thing on our mind!

I have a HOT first date and better date-jack before i go out of the house!

by DOOLgayguy June 3, 2009

dumping jack

the act of pooping on a females chest while jacking off

I took a dumping jack on Jane last night

by Defcon3 January 19, 2009

Dirty Jack

The Act of drinking your friend's pee after he mixes it into a coca cola with his penis

Tyler peed in a Coca Cola, mixed it with his dick, and then Garry drank it, in other words, it was a Dirty Jack

by weifowjcnvs April 25, 2020