Not If I Can Kelp It Burger

An admittedly unusual, special Bob's Burgers burger that features kelp

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Not If I Can Kelp It Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021

Chalfont[the neighborhood in philly not the town outside of it]

Chalfont is a suburb outside of philly

BUT

there is also a Chalfont in northeast philly.Chalfont is right near Parkwood,Morrel, & right next to Franklin Mills Mall.Its the craziest neighborhood ever.no one fucks with us.if u make fun of our neighborhood u will def get rocked.everyone drinks & smokes at the cap than we go to steak & hoe (steak and hoagie works) and eat when were all fucked up.

Chalfontthe neighborhood in philly not the town outside of it

also known as cfont,the font,theres more

by cfont June 3, 2007

I'm Not Gonna Sugarcoat It

When you absolutely refuse to sugarcoat the most honest ass-whooping in your life, using the most effective and simplest methods to knock a nigga to the ground. Minimal effort: maximum results.

Originally stems from an image of Kazuya Mishima from TEKKEN and the absurdly useful yet easiest input that stops enemies dead: Electric Wind God Fist or EWGF, which leads into a free ass whooping, OR you can spam the thing up to 4-5 times to take out an absurdly large amount of health from your opponent.

Person 1: "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Izanami."
Person 2: "FUCK-"

Person 2 is dead.

Kazuya: f,n,D/F+2 (Electric Wind God Fist)
Kiryu: R1 + Triangle/RB + Y (Tiger Drop)
Sol Badguy: ↓↘ → + K (Bandit Revolver)
Happy Chaos: WHILE At the Ready or Steady Aim hit HS (Fire)
Serious Sam: S (Walks Backwards)
Some Random Mf: Reaches into Pocket (Glock to the chest)
Some Paranoid Mf: Tanks the shot (Bulletproof Vest)

by The Legendary Solid Seth August 17, 2023

im not really sure how to go about it

no definition just advice.

What does your heart tell you

‘i like her but im not really sure how to go about it’
‘Just follow your heart bro’

by Margret_Holmes73 January 11, 2022

Love knows not what time it is

Love is a thing that decides for itself when it will happen. It can arrive when it wants and you will not decide this.

You will not decide when love strikes, for love know not what time it is. Love is a fickle beast and it will not be tamed. Love knows not what time it is is defined as being unknown and timed as it is never arriving as we except

by Clarkmjohn August 10, 2023

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it

When you pull some insane combo using an obligatory combo opener at any fighter games that you can't even describe how wacky, but powerful execution you just pulled that you'll say this word.

I'm not gonna Sugarcoat it!

➡️⭐⬇️↘️➕2️⃣

(or insert any command strings here, and add a Vine Boom sound with "DAMN!" in the background.)

by BPJ-23 August 11, 2023