waxing the wrap

Masterbation with a condom on.

I was horny last night but didn't want to clean up. My mom walked in on me while I was waxing the wrap.

by crazypaws November 22, 2019

Blowshkee Wax

This is what is released from a Blowshkee. It is mighty sticky and multi-colored. It will usually gross out many humans but aliens on the other hand love to slurp it.

I blew my blowshkee wax all over that bitch last night and she puked all over my blowshkee.

by jayboy88 January 15, 2011

wax trot

Removing the hair on your legs or buttocks by being dragged behind something especially a horse.

Damn man I lost so much hair on that slide it felt like I'd gone for a wax trot

by Zacharious Polk October 30, 2015

Waxing the Yukon

“Waxing the Yukon” is a euphemism for shaving your vagina. Waxing equates to shaving, trimming, waxing or sugaring. The Yukon refers to the Y of your crotch and that the Yukon is hard to get to but beautiful when you do.

Jackie said she was “waxing the Yukon” and clogged the shower with “wax”.

by Pegleg T October 29, 2020

Wax and wash

While performing Anal sex, Ejaculate inside of your partner. Then Urinate inside of the vagina to clean off.

I took my girlfriend to the bedroom for a Wax and Wash.

by Faytkiller September 23, 2014

The Wax Cast

Before a sloppy blowjob take sticks of lipstick and pop em in your mouth then give that phallic member a good succ when you are done pull out the cast of that dick you sucked and use it for a romantic date

I just gave that guy The Wax Cast in the bathroom.

by Jimmy Downs April 20, 2017

wax hilaric

When a person makes stupid jokes about any subject no matter what it is and always has to try to be funny.

My Dad drove me nuts on the way over, no matter what I said he made some stupid joke about it. He's thinks he's cool but all he does is wax hilaric.

by SputumMan May 24, 2011