life is a lot like a penis soft, straight and hanging free until a women comes along and makes it hard
by easy way out June 9, 2018
Get the lifemug. 
So its something thats disgustingly hopeless where the person is anyway senselessly hoping for its betterment which is impossible
by SKEDOODLEDODO January 16, 2022
Get the Lifemug. The girl got knocked down by the other girl at the bar who didn't apologize for it afterwards. She thought it was insensitive and mean for someone to knock her down and not apologize for it after life had just got done knocking her down.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2020
Get the Lifemug. 
by cantnevercould February 24, 2020
Get the lifemug.