Illes

A term to describe a male being (of sorts) that is continuously 'creeping, lurking or lingering' in your personal space, especially after politely asking them to 'go away'.

Has a complete disregard towards self-hygiene and cleanliness.

Is a being/creature that will stalk you not only via cyber networking but physically. Once the 'Illes' targets his pray, he will drop neverending euphemisms, sexual 'pesting', harassment towards the guy - irrelevant of their sexual orientation.

Will download your (the victims) personal online photos, e.g. Instagram/Facebook and edit them to his liking without any permission whatsoever, moreover, he will then 'resend' the edited photos back to the victim in the hope that the victim is psychologically twisted and finds it endearing.

Other Forms of Illes include:
Verb:Illesed
Adverb: Illesing
Synonyms: Piece of shit, Dirty Queer, Fat dirty slob, Le Bas/ Breno hunter

How to spot an Illes?
By applying the precious information displayed above.

They are in your supermarkets, playgrounds, swimming pools; toys r us stores, the white lion. They are everywhere, take care of yourself lads. It's an epidemic.

Trust no person named 'Illes' for it will be the very last mistake you ever make.

Did you see Liam 'Illes' ? He was lurking again.

That Illes put ruffe in my drink last night, called the police but they couldn't do anything. They also fell victim to 'the creature'.
Not long until rape has ensued upon the weak - Quote 'Liam Illes'

by Victimoftheilles999 May 17, 2018

Barely Illegal

This the age you want to start to talking to a minor under age girl. A year before she’s legal. To get to know her. And start loving each other so you can have sex when she becomes legal to consent to have sex with you.

Do they really lock up people for having sex with non adults when they have sex with people their age? Does t make sense to me even if they barely illegal and about to be legal a week later or even if they pretend to be kids and is adults. They still arrest them for life for rape.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 1, 2022

Illegal Guy Friend

When a parent thinks that its "By their rules" Illegal for a girl to have a guy friend and be engaged, because they think the guy is trying to take away the girl from her Lover, when in truth, they are only friends.

*Girls on phone*

Stacie: So what Happened?

Amy: Well my Fiance George doesn't mind me hanging out with Dan, but thats not the case with his mom.

Stacie: Oh, hes an Illegal Guy friend huh?

Amy: Yeah, We've established that we are just friends and I'm with George, but his mom thinks he's trying to make me dislike George. I think its stupid.

Stacie: Me too

by Nicolette 1991 March 7, 2011

madd illegal

To drink an excessive amount of alcohol to the point of intoxication where it is against the laws of physics and the federal government to be standing upright.

The young man got madd illegal and then proceeded to vomit in the punch bowl at his senior prom and then make out with his 73 year old English teacher.

by Zachary VanEarden, Andy Morris, Ryan Guay February 18, 2007

Semi-illegal

Something that is a little bad but not illegal.

Did you just kick that bin? Woah! In my opinion, that's semi-illegal.

by Taybrook May 4, 2020

illee

Prounced ( eel - ee ). Plural ( illees)

Short for illegal alien or illegal immigrant

Boring Teacher - " Illegal immigration is a problem for some countries. "

1st kid - " Does she mean illees? "

2nd kid - " Yeah, that's what she means. "

by One_less_fool February 3, 2010

illegit

1) ADJSo fucking weird , disturbing , suspicious, rude, obscene , crude, shitty, crucial, sad, fucked up, or shady.

2) NOUN Beau

3) ADJ opposite of being legit; lack of originality, taste, pleasure, money, and intelligence.

4) VERB to take away one's legitness

1) B-LO was being mad illegit after 5 of those rolls.

2) Work was so illegit playing pool last night.

3) Snitches are so illegit

by Chiptoddmark August 21, 2008