Hypocrite

Your Girlfriend. Girls love to do things and expect their boyfriend not to do the same.

My girlfriend always tell me not to text and drive, but everytime i get in her car she does it, She's such a Hypocrite!

by StupidLogic March 23, 2019

hypocrite

Someone who tells people to not do something that they do themself.

Vicky: You can’t eat any of the cake, it’s for the party!
Madison: Oh okay sorry
Vicky: *eats a slice of cake*
Madison: Wow you’re such a hypocrite Vicky!

by parkjiminmochi April 15, 2019

Hypocrite

Doing one thing after saying not to like a an asshole

Zoe is such a hypocrite it’s only okay when she does shit

by Rebel chic April 21, 2019

Hypocrite

Ellie. My friend Ellie is a total Hypocrite.

Ellie - "omg yu spelled somehing rigth lillie!"
Me - "Jesus Ellie you're suck a fucking hypocrite."

by Grape Goddess April 25, 2019

Hypocrite

Mark Gerges

Barky Barky

TheMarkyWay

"oolala" said mark.

"oolala" said Youssef

"OMG WHY U SAYING OOLALA TO ME I NEVER DO IT TO YOU" said mark

Mark is being a hypocrite in this example.

by STEVEN (with a PH) May 7, 2019

Hypocrite

Onision

Onision is a hypocrite.

by iAmBam May 26, 2019

Hypocrite

A female who thinks nobody has any right to tell her what to do with her own body, but thinks she has every right to decide what's best for an animal (when to spay or neuter an animal).

The hypocrite was quick to make decisions about an animal's body for the animal, but made it a crime for anybody else to treat her own body like it wasn't sacred.

by Solid Mantis June 26, 2019