hooker shoes

Those clear pumps you see girls wearing that's a sure sighn she's a hooker
the girl you took to prom, she wore clear hooker shoes and i bet she fucked your friends for money
by pmafounder June 15, 2006
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mexican hooker

Used as a means of comparison when describing something of high temperature
I wish they'd turn the air-conditioning on... it's hotter than a Mexican hooker in here!
by kid chameleon October 17, 2003
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Hooker slit

A unnecessarily long slit in a skirt or dress. Usually reserved for women who shouldn't be wearing such things.
I could see that fat bitch's panties through her hooker slit.
by Piavenger July 21, 2011
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hooker baiting

Best played in SE Asia, preferably drunk - it's more fun.

Before playing you must have a false name, job and basic story behind you. The more ridiculous the better.

Players should go to a hostess bar or red light area pretending they want to buy sex.

When hookers approach you watch as they try their best to sell themselves to you. In return players should be rude, obnoxious and take the piss our of said hookers.

The winner is the one that keeps the hooker at the table the longest.
Roger (the arms dealer): Let's go to the four floors of whores (Singapore) and do some hooker baiting

Humphry (the Afghan terrorist): OK sounds good.
by Roger the arms dealer July 13, 2009
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Pizza Hooker

Defined as a young woman who employs sexual promiscuity with the aim of acquiring free pizza from pursuing males.
"Hey Dave, How did Jeremy end up getting with Veronica?"
"Veronica? I heard she is a pizza hooker"
by ayoayouuuu November 13, 2016
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Hooker Nook

A small enclave in which prostitutes or streetwalkers shield themselves from the elements while at their place of work.

Normally found in dark alleys throughout countries of colder climates- namely Northern USA, Canada and English-speaking Northern Europe
"It's freezing, this blizzard is terrifying"
"Shield yourself in a hooker nook!"
by lechevres November 16, 2011
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Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.
Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.
by The Future Resident April 29, 2016
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