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mexican hooker

Used as a means of comparison when describing something of high temperature
I wish they'd turn the air-conditioning on... it's hotter than a Mexican hooker in here!
by kid chameleon October 16, 2003
mugGet the mexican hookermug.

hooker baiting

Best played in SE Asia, preferably drunk - it's more fun.

Before playing you must have a false name, job and basic story behind you. The more ridiculous the better.

Players should go to a hostess bar or red light area pretending they want to buy sex.

When hookers approach you watch as they try their best to sell themselves to you. In return players should be rude, obnoxious and take the piss our of said hookers.

The winner is the one that keeps the hooker at the table the longest.
Roger (the arms dealer): Let's go to the four floors of whores (Singapore) and do some hooker baiting

Humphry (the Afghan terrorist): OK sounds good.
by Roger the arms dealer July 12, 2009
mugGet the hooker baitingmug.

Hooker slit

A unnecessarily long slit in a skirt or dress. Usually reserved for women who shouldn't be wearing such things.
I could see that fat bitch's panties through her hooker slit.
by Piavenger July 22, 2011
mugGet the Hooker slitmug.

Shit hooker

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.
There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!
by Woodpimp January 19, 2018
mugGet the Shit hookermug.

Fancy Hooker

One who approaches someone with complete and utter respect. Who dresses in the fanciest of clothing. she would preform fellatio and just about anything else at a expensive price. the bitch aint cheap! she only have sexy time on 3000 thread count sheets and you have to pay 80 bucks extra for her to swallow.
Sentence: "Man that fancy hooker took a lot out of me last night, i lost $1000."
by Renigade 4 Lyf3 November 6, 2013
mugGet the Fancy Hookermug.

holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.
Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023
mugGet the holiday hookermug.

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