honkness

Comes from the word honk (meaning someone who is ugly) Denoting the state or condition of someone/something that honks.

Jane: look at this peng new jacket I just copped.
Jess: uhm sorry to break it to you hun but that has major honkness...

by Nickenchugget April 20, 2018

HONK

1) the sound a goose makes.
2) something I scream randomly for no good reason.

"Honk!"

or alternatively
"HOOOONNK!!!"

by Justestus February 22, 2018

smack the honk

When you smack the fucking honk with a big black monster cock

Wanna go smack the honk

by Smack_honk January 26, 2018

honk on her bobo

Put her in 6th and step on her

full send or no send just honk on her bobo

by hctertslana February 2, 2018

Honk

A honk is someone who goes hunting and farms.

Gunters a honk

by Damon Uehara February 5, 2020

christian honk

When a Christian couple lightly grabs their significant other's ass.

"Last night I gave my wife a good Christian honk."

by Closet Nerd May 29, 2020

Honk Honk

Honk Honk is what you say when you tryna sleep with someone, caveman-style.

Her: Oh my God, i can't believe she just texted me that, that's so ru-
Him: HONK HONK!?
Then the male proceeds to take of his clothes, and explain the word's purpose using only the word above and body language.

by MasterSeducer July 27, 2020