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hollister

cheap wannabe abercrombie

people think that they are so cool by shopping at hollister, but really they just look like complete wannabees. Abercrombie is really where its at.

if you like all of your clothes to be bright orange, hot pink, and fluorescent turquoise, then this is the store for you. All their clothes look the same. Every shirt is orange and baby-doll style. you can spot a hollister shirt from a mile away.

by the way, why would you want to wear a shirt with a palm tree and surf board IN THE WINTER?!?!
girl #1: that girl at the end of the street is wearing a hollister shirt

girl #2: how do you know? you see the little seagull logo all the way from here?

girl #1: its orange and has flowers.
by abercrombie does it better November 9, 2007
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Hollister Man

A tall man who is very talented at playing the violin. He likes to run in his spare time while wearing blue booty shorts. Hollister (and sometimes Abercrombie) gives him the power to be so awesome at the violin. If there's ever a day when he doesn't wear Hollister, he completely sucks at life.
Hollister Man really sucks at playing today. Maybe it's because he isn't wearing Hollister?
by Andrea1461 January 19, 2009
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hollister

a gross store. forever21, abercrombie, bebe, true religon, ruehl and many store are much better. It's where the people who can't afford abercrombie now. There clothes rip and they suck. Please don't wear there jeans, they fit odd and i'm even skinny. I object to shop there anymore. Plus its not original and I am. Poor people shop there..
did you just see that?-girl 1
yeah gross, she was wearing hollister.-girl 2
ew.-girl 1
promise you will never shop there?-girl 2
uh duh.-girl 1
by dropppppp344444444 February 23, 2009
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hollister

hollister is alright...but just to let you all know...its owned by abercrombie...and abercrombie is the best store in the world!!!<3
ABERCROMBIE AND HOLLISTER ROCK!!!!....and my daddy gives me at least $500 to shop at each store!!
by monica marie July 18, 2008
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hollister

A backwater industrial biker town in California.

An unnecessary and superfluous chain of clothing stores, used by Abercrombie and Fitch to have more space to sell their make-cheap sell-high clothing.
"I would rather kill myself than live in or near Hollister..."

"If you want to pay a company to advertise for them, buy from Hollister!"
by Ass Dan February 13, 2010
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hollisterassin'

the action of seeking a sweet ass trick from el paso who has a larger posterior than another panchita in the same convention.
ALEC: hey chris, lets go hollisterassin'

CHRIS: aight alec!
by alec534 July 4, 2008
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hollixter

noun; adjective;(hollixy) one or group who has an obession or extreme love for the surfing clothing line, Hollister
Different colors are seen around, but the hollixters brighten the halls.
by Hollixter February 5, 2009
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