Peter Heater

A garment (often knitted) worn over male genitalia to keep it warm. Sometimes used in cold climates, but also sometimes used by male dancers as a costume piece. Also known as a "willy warmer".

Bart was getting a chilly wily, riding his bike in the winter, so he pulled on his peter heater and it was all good.

by Mr. Park-Ranger January 3, 2007

Hester the Molester

A nickname to make fun of a person with the last name "Hester"

You: "God, Hester. You're such a molester. HESTER THE MOLESTER"

by FreakyDeaky88 May 15, 2009

HESTER

A Hester is fucking Beautiful and has the best personality. She is super intelligent and is going to be a very successful woman in everything she does. A Hester has also got a naughty side. She has the best vagina in the word, it will make any guy cum in under 5 min. A hester is just the best person in the world. A Hester should always date a Calvin

Oh my word did you see that HESTER today. She is so hot

by Jack andy December 2, 2018

burnin heaters

smoking multiple cigarettes

Bob:How was the ratio at the party last night?
Randy: Are you flipping kidding me? It was a flipping sausagefest, i just sat outside burnin heaters.

by Rudy- two shoes May 13, 2005

Heatery

A physically attractive person.

Your mom is a total heatery.

by megook March 12, 2008

HETERALITY

ONE'S LEVEL OF HETEROSEXUALITY.

That guy's heterality is severely lacking, he's driving a Miata

by Bobzirra May 6, 2009

hetero babymakers

A term used to describe heterosexuals in a negative way. Often used by openly gay people who like to make fun of straight people.
(Just saying "hetero" is also common.)

Bill: hey Fred, check out that straight couple making out over there.

Fred: What a bunch of hetero babymakers.

by lapez May 27, 2013