hershey highway road warrior

The best way to call someone a flaming homosexual.

"Hershey Highway" Refers to the "Chocolate Road" which is in fact a man's anus.

"Road Warrior" = Flaming homosexual lolz.

These two phrases combined produce a very fulfilling burn which just rolls off the tongue and often spurrs spontaneous orgasms in nearby females within a 15 metre radius.

Guy 1 - "Lol so i was shopping at HH Greg and I found the cutest pair of little shoezies!"
Guy 2 - "... Hershey Highway Road Warrior Rly?"
Nearby Women - "UUUNGH!!"

by Kheil Szchaughtt January 4, 2008

Hershey remnants

When you wipe your ass but you miss some of it the leftovers are called "hershey remnants.

I wiped my ass in a hurry and left some hershey remnants which resulted in skid marks in my underwhere.

by weasel990 July 11, 2010

hersheys milkshake

chocolate spunk gargle...not too creamy...not too chocolatey....not too spunky...just right

You’re hersheys milkshake is not too creamy or chocolatey. It’s not even too spunky, it’s just right

by Big gav 123 December 10, 2019

rainbow hersheys kis

When you eat out a girl on her period and then shit on her chest

I gave her a rainbow hersheys kiss.

by Mrsalecperry March 19, 2017

Hershey’s Kiss

Taking a shit so big that the pile touches your butt

I took a shit so big it gave me bum a hershey’s kiss.

by Lucid.furr May 5, 2019

The Hershey Hookshot

When in large public restrooms extreme trolls will take a deuce in a stall, then make a hefty wipe, and instead of putting the tissue in the toilet, they hookshot it over the wall with hopes it lands in another stall on someone unsuspecting.

Jacob had become fed up with the HR department throwing their weight around. That last meeting was a disaster. Although his hands are tied to take offcial action for now. He decided to go down to their floor and shoot the Hershey Hookshot in the HR bathroom to get even. He didn't care who got it. They were all on his bad side by now.

by Byund December 18, 2020

Time stamp from the Hershey factory

When a pet or human you care for is lax with their personal hygiene, specifically their bumhole maintenance, leaving little chocolate kisses on soft furnishings around your home.

What have you been feeding the dog? Time stamp from the Hershey factory all over the bed.
I am NOT scrubbing another time stamp from the Hershey factory off your disgusting y-fronts again Kevin.

by Tish_71 April 2, 2022