hershey highway road warrior

The best way to call someone a flaming homosexual.

"Hershey Highway" Refers to the "Chocolate Road" which is in fact a man's anus.

"Road Warrior" = Flaming homosexual lolz.

These two phrases combined produce a very fulfilling burn which just rolls off the tongue and often spurrs spontaneous orgasms in nearby females within a 15 metre radius.
Guy 1 - "Lol so i was shopping at HH Greg and I found the cutest pair of little shoezies!"
Guy 2 - "... Hershey Highway Road Warrior Rly?"
Nearby Women - "UUUNGH!!"
by Kheil Szchaughtt December 11, 2007
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The Hershey Hookshot

When in large public restrooms extreme trolls will take a deuce in a stall, then make a hefty wipe, and instead of putting the tissue in the toilet, they hookshot it over the wall with hopes it lands in another stall on someone unsuspecting.
Jacob had become fed up with the HR department throwing their weight around. That last meeting was a disaster. Although his hands are tied to take offcial action for now. He decided to go down to their floor and shoot the Hershey Hookshot in the HR bathroom to get even. He didn't care who got it. They were all on his bad side by now.
by Byund December 19, 2020
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Hershey Park

a cute ass darkskin jawn named brook
“that’s my lil Hershey park
by Lildoeedoeeuu May 15, 2023
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Hershey gushers

Extreme diarrhea from eating chocolate with something else typically something that would cause it.
Tman crapped his shoes when he got the Hershey gushers
by mr monopoly February 04, 2012
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Melted hersheys

Damn I gotta go to the bathroom I got some Melted hersheys
by Sighnamecuff June 03, 2019
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melted hershey

When you try to fart and you end up spraying shit everywhere.
by Daboss822 December 03, 2016
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Hershey Thumb

When your boss or co-worker sits around with their thumb up their ass all day doing nothing. Once it's time to go home they remove their thumb which the tip is brown, coated in doo doo, resembling a Hershey Kiss. Sometimes they have poor hygiene and toilet paper is stuck to it as well representing the niggly wiggly completing the appearance. In many cases of frequent laziness and constantly doing nothing the thumb will be permanently stained from the feces.
Hey Joseph you got another piece of candy I see you have one already? Nah Levi I been hiding in the back doing nothing as usual. My fingers are just stained and have the ol' Hershey Thumb now.
by I Am The Ferrett March 07, 2020
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