Shanghai headache

Similar to Jungle Fever, Shanghai headache is the condition wherein a non-Asian (usually a white guy) obsesses over/primarily (or only) dates Asians. See also Asian Fever, Rice King, and Fanboy.

1: He must have a Shanghai Headache
2: Why do you say that?
1: Because of the way he always slows down passing the ESL room.

by Chupalo January 12, 2006

held down

to reserve, acquire or arrange something for someone.

"Don't worry about paying for your football ticket right now, I've got you held down".

by Patrick Rani September 28, 2007

Headass

someone who has their head so far up someone's ass. Always in other people's business.

"did you hear that Jenn and Sebastian broke up? because he has a small penis"

"Abbey quit being a headass"

by idklmaoyoloheadass January 29, 2017

headachenology

modern technology especially the more sophisticated gadgets as perceived by those who struggle to figure them out.as the word suggests it gives them a headache.

please save grandma from headachenology by scanning and emailing those documents for her.there is no point in asking mom to install programes on the PC,it's nothing but headachenology for her.

by meckox May 6, 2010

headache-nap

Headache nap is the nap taken in hopes to rid your headache.
Often more then one nap.

Good Afternoon fam, just got up from my headache-nap and I feel much better.

by morgan freemans cat April 28, 2016

HelaNasihah

Every time after a Somalian takes their first bite of banana and rice they say 'HelaNasihah' as a sign of respect.

Somalian mum: Wallahi billahi eat your food
Somalian son: *takes first bite* HelaNasihah wallahi billahi

by WifeOfAbdi March 3, 2017

hedayeh

A physopathic weirdo that can act like a devil when she doesn't get her way. If she is your siblings, your gonna have a VERY bumpy road to cross.

Hedayeh is a funny, crazy, devilish Satanist who you do Not Want to mess with.

by May Weather February 12, 2018