Harmony central

Harmony central (A.k.a HC) is a haven for idiots and angst overflowed wankers who think they play the guitar.

often kids pretending to write reviews about top notch guitars they only dream of owning, and giving advise that is equal to pulling the plug on a terminally ill man on a life machine.

Interestingly however, HC does cater for some clever gems, but these are few and far between, about one of every 500 HC members is a clever chap.

"PRS guitars are gerat!!, they are made of plywoo dand have good pee-ups that sound gerat thru my mesa octuplut rectifier head1"

"do u no tht esp mke gd gtrs, thr gtrs r v.gd nd snd prty gd, thy r gd gtrs."

"SQUIER R DA BST MAEK OF GUITAR 3VER THEY MAEK DA BST SOUND TAHT I USE 2 PLAY BLINK 182 SLIPKNOT AND KORN MUSIC ON AND IT DO3S TEH JOB BUT I WANT 2 INSTAL NU PIKUPS 2 SOUND MOR3 LIEK 2M D3LONGA H3 IS TEH BST GUITARIST EVER AVAN BTER THAN HENDRIX"

by Tox February 28, 2004

Blowing the harmonica

Giving a blow job along the side of the penis using the same motion that a harmonica is played.

Blowing the harmonica can be messy.

Can you blow my harmonica?

by vixicox June 11, 2009

Harmon

To drink beer, i.e., to “kill a brew” (Killebrew)

Let’s go to the bar and Harmon

by KathyN October 22, 2017

Harmonica Sex

Basically Harmonica sex is where the girl (or guy) typically a bottom is handed a harmonica, they keep it in their mouth the whole time so that any sex noise is translated into a harmonica noise.

Yo, me and Sarah just tried Harmonica Sex, it’s quite a funny experience.

by TonyBaloney721 November 3, 2020

harmon heater

A large and unattractive woman. Sometimes feeling that they are attractive, and may have thinner friends (who are attractive). They also have a tendenacy to eat large meals.

Krista is so huge!! What a harmon heater!!! She finished off her dinner and mine!!

by C. P. October 12, 2006

harmoner

When a male gets and erection while listening to females harmonize.

Tom got a harmoner while listening to the Dirty Projectors.

by lil Shelly January 25, 2014

hermoni

Beautiful, shy , very judge-mental.. she dosent put up with fools . Very friendly , can't keep secrets unless promised. Very sensitive and broken inside . Hides all feelings . Not the person you should go to when you need advice

Hermoni Are you ignoring me ? Yes it's normal

by Kikuyu January 8, 2020