Pan-Handling

A phrase coined by two hetaliafags to describe the act of touching/stroking/handling America's penis, Florida.
I read this fic last night where Canada was totally Pan-Handling America~
by erstin June 23, 2011
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ass-handle

1. To beat someone pretty bad at something. Used the same way as the word "own"

2. To handle a girl's ass; To screw her.


1. I'm gonna ass-handle you so bad at poker.

I just got ass-handled in Madden 07.

2. See that girl over there? I'd ass-handle her any day.

I ass-handled this girl the other night, and it was awesome.
by patrick25 March 12, 2007
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Smooth Handle

Thomas Jefferson liked to have Sally Hemmings grab his smooth handle.
by ThomJeff1 December 31, 2010
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Snatch Handle

That man showed me his Snatch Handle, it was the biggest one i've ever seen.
by KillerBigRay17 January 07, 2009
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man handles

Check out Jimmy's man handles!
by violineadg123 December 07, 2008
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Spoon Handle

The name of the shaft of a pornstar's penis in a kitchen scene.
La-a(Ladasha) spilled egg all over Senor Nick's spoon handle.
by Gary Coleman's Forearm April 17, 2010
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jiggle the handle

(a) When your toilet bowl is continuously trying to refill after a flush but will not, you must “jiggle the handle” of the flusher for it to stop. You could then fix it yourself or call a plumber.

(b) You “jiggle the handle” when temporarily accomplishing a needed task until a more appropriate resolution is later performed.
My mother would say, when I was a kid, go in the bathroom and “jiggle the handle” on the toilet, and it will stop running.
by johnnywhitegq February 05, 2021
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