1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.
Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.
by Network Pathogen July 26, 2015
Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.
by RandyO'Reilly October 21, 2010
Receiving a handjob under the table at a Denny's restaurant. Preferably while ordering the Moon Over My Hammy.
by DaCrun October 11, 2010
I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.
by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014
My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.
by Steve DeCicco September 08, 2023
When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.
by Trent Thick Missile October 24, 2020
by Cambridgefinest November 22, 2024