1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.
Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.
by Network Pathogen August 25, 2015
Get the handy jay and silent bobmug. Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.
by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010
Get the Couldn't get a handy in a whorehousemug. Receiving a handjob under the table at a Denny's restaurant. Preferably while ordering the Moon Over My Hammy.
by DaCrun October 13, 2010
Get the Moon over My-Handymug. I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.
by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014
Get the Handy Dandy Pecan Sandymug. My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.
by Steve DeCicco September 7, 2023
Get the 80/20 Handy-Blowmug. When your girlfriend grabs a handfull of pecans then proceeds to give you a feirce hand job. If she really loves you after you cum she'll eat the semen coated pecans.
by MC Birdfeeder January 1, 2012
Get the Pecan handymug. Handy-dime(s):
An act of solicitation/prostitution where one performs a quick hand-job on someone for 10 mins in exchange for $10 or a “dime” bag of drugs. Person looking to give the handy-dime is almost always extremely desperate and in dire need of quick cash or a quick fix. (May not be legal in all states and/or countries.
An act of solicitation/prostitution where one performs a quick hand-job on someone for 10 mins in exchange for $10 or a “dime” bag of drugs. Person looking to give the handy-dime is almost always extremely desperate and in dire need of quick cash or a quick fix. (May not be legal in all states and/or countries.
Handy-dime(s)
Jane was so broke and in need of some quick cash, that she was willing to give a handy-dime to the next person tnat drove by.
OR
That chick looks like hell. She should start giving out some handy-dimes to feel better
Jane was so broke and in need of some quick cash, that she was willing to give a handy-dime to the next person tnat drove by.
OR
That chick looks like hell. She should start giving out some handy-dimes to feel better
by RockynRobyn September 9, 2021
Get the Handy-dime(s)mug.