handy jay and silent bob

1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.

Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.

by Network Pathogen August 25, 2015

Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse

Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.

How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?

by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010

Moon over My-Handy

Receiving a handjob under the table at a Denny's restaurant. Preferably while ordering the Moon Over My Hammy.

Got drunk, ended up at Denny's and some broad hit me up with a Moon Over My-Handy for $7.99.

by DaCrun October 13, 2010

Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy

A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.

I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.

by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014

80/20 Handy-Blow

A blowjob that is mostly just a handjob.

My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.

by Steve DeCicco September 7, 2023

Handy-dime(s)

Handy-dime(s):
An act of solicitation/prostitution where one performs a quick hand-job on someone for 10 mins in exchange for $10 or a “dime” bag of drugs. Person looking to give the handy-dime is almost always extremely desperate and in dire need of quick cash or a quick fix. (May not be legal in all states and/or countries.

Handy-dime(s)
Jane was so broke and in need of some quick cash, that she was willing to give a handy-dime to the next person tnat drove by.

OR
That chick looks like hell. She should start giving out some handy-dimes to feel better

by RockynRobyn September 9, 2021

greek handy

When you get a handy on the dance floor of a frat house.

You hear the boy Jason got a Greek handy last week? He’s unstoppable!

by ExcellentTutoring January 3, 2019