desiree hauser

a chick who thinks she is ugly, but really isn't.

😂😂Desiree Hauser is sooo hot man 😍

by GetGangsta1114 February 6, 2017

Lord Hades

Lords hades is a red wolf and dragon hybrid, many pray and worship the beast in hopes of his luscious choccy milk.

Person: dude wtf Catzo added lord hades to urban
Catzo: UNG FARTS

by Catzo, the italian penis girl April 14, 2020

Karen hausman

The woman Ariana grande was talking about in “god is a woman”

I was just watching Karen hausman on TikTok,oh my god is she amazing and sexy

by Ruby d September 18, 2021

BLACK HAUS

A German brand of blackberry schnapps liqueur. also reffered to as time-travel juice.Results include blacking out in one place waking up in unknown places multiple times during one night.

Ian:yo i started drinking BLACK HAUS at joe's then next thing i know i was at the black pie then i woke up on the floor of the drunken clam.
Omar: dude time-travel juice will do that to you

by deserttiger July 31, 2008

haus

A group of people and with one unidentified. Specifically, 4 people and a garden gnome.

This haus is the best house in all the land!

by livlovhauz May 19, 2017

Spanken Haus

A german Brothel. Pronounced Shpanken House

Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.

Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.

Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.

by FannyFondler December 9, 2008

Haus

Someone who is up your ass about something that is not a big deal.

Damn, work would be cooler if my boss wasn't such a haus all the time.

by Brad shank July 6, 2006