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hershey highway road warrior

The best way to call someone a flaming homosexual.

"Hershey Highway" Refers to the "Chocolate Road" which is in fact a man's anus.

"Road Warrior" = Flaming homosexual lolz.

These two phrases combined produce a very fulfilling burn which just rolls off the tongue and often spurrs spontaneous orgasms in nearby females within a 15 metre radius.
Guy 1 - "Lol so i was shopping at HH Greg and I found the cutest pair of little shoezies!"
Guy 2 - "... Hershey Highway Road Warrior Rly?"
Nearby Women - "UUUNGH!!"
by Kheil Szchaughtt January 4, 2008
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Hershey’s Kiss

Right after anal if there is feces on the penis, the person switches to a blowjob and then goes in for a kiss.
“My first time havin anal I accidentally shitted on my mans dick, had to get up real quick and suck that shit off before he saw it. Then I gave him a Hershey’s Kiss.”
by Dale Beans September 8, 2023
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Hershey Sundae

When you fill your urethra with chocolate syrup, and then have a girl suck your dick. You then ejaculate the chocolate syrup into her mouth.
I gave that girl a hershey sundae and now she's hooked on my dick.
by bstaplet October 19, 2013
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Melted hersheys

Damn I gotta go to the bathroom I got some Melted hersheys
by Sighnamecuff June 3, 2019
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A Hershey’s kiss

When a male or female partner applies shit on their lips and then start sucking your dick
My wife Mary gave me a Hershey’s kiss last week
by Itchy nut suck January 23, 2025
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Hershey Crème Tube

A Hershey Crème Tube is when someone has the most diabolical Hershey squirts into a fleshlight, and proceeds to masterbate with said fleshlight while filming until the point of ejaculation.
I got fired after my Hershey Crème Tube video got leaked on Facebook.
by Mafoohoo December 7, 2024
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hershey makeout sesh

When you eat far too many Hershey's Kisses in a single sitting.
Jim: You don't look so good.
Dave: Yeah man. I bought a bunch of chocolate and had a hershey makeout sesh last night. My stomach is killing me
by DWBB May 23, 2018
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