Gripping the Pole

1. Gripping your penis; typically done when deciding to masturbate or not.

Dear Ex,
I was gripping the pole last night and my shit grew at least 3 inches.
Ps. Fuck you

by PussyMuncher345 April 5, 2017

grip ton

adjective-
an abundant amount of something.



synonym:firm grip

"she eats a grip ton of banana's."

by banana eater ahah lmao April 14, 2009

Ghost Grip

A "Ghost Grip" is what happens when the hand grasps the penis so hard their knuckles turn white as a ghost. Can be experienced during either masturbation or while receiving a hand job.

Person 1: "Hey dude, I got a handy from Lauren last night."
Person 2: "Nice, how was it?"
Person 1: "A little painful, she got a ghost grip."

by hosttobuttangels July 26, 2017

Beetle Grip

when you stick your index finger in a girls arse and your thumb in her vagina and try to make them touch

Shut up or i'll beetle grip you!

by Breadstraw March 10, 2009

clock grip

To make quik money in bulk.

Im about to clock grip tonight son.

by I am the great white July 11, 2014

alien grip

2 in the pink, 2 in the stink. (resembles symbol used by captain kirk in star trek)

-So, uh, you give her the alien grip last night?
-Naaaah.

by chjali July 20, 2007

Dorm Grip

The strong grip someone, usually a male airman tech schooler in the US Air Force, acquires from frequent masterbation while dwelling in the dorms too long.

Airman 1: Look how easily Cooper unscrewed that fitting with his bare hands
Airman 2: Haha, he's got that dorm grip

by Foojile79 May 6, 2020