Goofy Grip

Male Masturbation Style

you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body
the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above

I cannot use the goofy grip as Jason's face would pop into my head!

by gozorz January 19, 2009

check a grip

when you proceed to "check a grip" you straight up gettin that money by sellin drugs or pimpin or workin or whatever it takes.

Me an my nigga finna check a grip when we slang this whole bird fa sho. Yea we'z commin up this time.

by jziliquor July 29, 2006

vise grip

When your fucking your girl an about to pull out an she wraps her legs around you so you cum inside of her an she has you locked down for life

I was fucking a girl I just met an I went to pull out an she vise griped me because I have money.... now my life is over

by alaska899 October 19, 2015

thigh grips

thigh grips is when you lock your balls together when playing the tummy sticks game, the sweatier the balls the better the thighs will stick as the sweat runs down your thighs from your balls and tummy sticks.

we were playing tummy sticks and ended up with thigh grips.

by baebae1239072 December 2, 2022

alien grip

2 in the pink, 2 in the stink. (resembles symbol used by captain kirk in star trek)

-So, uh, you give her the alien grip last night?
-Naaaah.

by chjali July 20, 2007

clock grip

To make quik money in bulk.

Im about to clock grip tonight son.

by I am the great white July 11, 2014

Beetle Grip

when you stick your index finger in a girls arse and your thumb in her vagina and try to make them touch

Shut up or i'll beetle grip you!

by Breadstraw March 10, 2009