gnarp

Some weird retard green cat that only retards and furfags find funny

Gnarp Gnarp!!!!, I'm such a silly goober

Shut the fuck up.

by Sweethomealapain May 23, 2024

Glorp

A car or other motor vehicle operated by someone drinking alcohol while also containing other alcoholic beverages.

Hayden: We gotta head back to the hotel
Carl: Everyone file into Rudy’s glorp.

by Fusionwarrior53 June 10, 2024

glorpmaxxing

Glorp prolg GLORP

I was at the TikTok Rizz party and I was glorpmaxxing

by Glorp69 June 12, 2024

glorping

"glorping" is a word from the martian language which means "jerking off"

hey dude are you glorping rn?

by PolishKitKat June 22, 2024

Gorp Miner

Someone who "mines" the good stuff out of the gorp on outdoor trips, leaving nothing but peanuts and raisins. In context, the term "miner" is also used as they are usually eating gorp when their behavior is noticed. Gorp stands for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts. Crap is a more modern term as it stands for Candy, Raisins And Peanuts, though this term is less well know.

"Don't be a gorp miner and just grab a handful, you hoser!

by Shadyme June 24, 2024

Glorpnorp

Getting a large probe shoved up your anal cavity while getting a blow job or getting ate out, as if you’re getting probed by an alien.

My girlfriend gave me a glorpnorp last weekend.

by Bigderp September 10, 2024

glorpulus

The opposite of a floob.

"I heard James isnt even a floob. They say hes a glorpulus in disguise.."

by cupterrius September 21, 2024