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glowing flying squirrel

When a man is down on a woman and he breaks a glowstick in her clit and sticks his dick in and preforms helicopter causing all the glowing ink to fly everywhere spastic such as a squirrel
"Man when I was with Ashley the other night I gave her the glowing flying squirrel better than Dave!"
by TheShitFacedCockMaster February 21, 2015
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Glow up snob

A person who has a glow up (transformation or massive improvement to outward appearance, usually by learning how to dress or do makeup/hair) and suddenly thinks they are better than everyone else, even people they were friends with. This attitude can last from a short period as they become used to their newfound beauty to YEARS after their transformation. Due to this abrupt change in attitude and personality, the person usually cuts off the friends they now consider lower than them and seeks out connections with people they judge to be on or only slightly below their new, elevated level.

Not specific to gender, but much more common in girls/women. Can occur at any age, however it is most common in teens to early twenties, as changes in puberty can play a major role.

Also note: if the transformation is from "normal" or mainstream to a more vintage style, the glow up snob can also become a vintage bitch.
Person A: "Awww look at this picture! Joy was so little and cute back then!"
Person B: "Back then, sure. Too bad she grew up to be a glow up snob. She's just a jerk now."
by Venandi Daemonium January 25, 2022
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Snow not glow

A term used during Minecraft Live 2020 to tell people to vote for the icologer to be added to Minecraft 1.17 and not the glow squid.
Person 1: I'm voting for the glow squid!
Person 2: Snow not glow!
by EnderKB130 October 3, 2020
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Glow

by TheRealGlow March 17, 2021
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Glow up

A life long process were one strives to improve their life and/or appearance over time
"wow she's really had a glow up sense high school!"
by elliejoy225 April 23, 2023
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textual glow

The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving
That fucking asshole has some real textual glow. Plus he’s in my fucking way
by Sue donnim November 26, 2017
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Glow Bag

A man considered by society as a weapon of precision. He has been combined with a ever illuminated disc golf bag via the process of Phagocytosis.
What’s that light over there?

Oh that’s just Glow Bag.
by DAD881 April 7, 2021
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