globglogabgalab

A weird fucking slug man on YouTube who is my god and I will always love and worship

I am the globglogabgalab and I love books

by i hate normies May 15, 2018

Globo Gym

A typical big-box fitness franchise, where people more often than not don't get in shape worth a damn.

"You doing crossfit?" "Naw, I'm stuck at a Globo Gym with the rest of the pansies."

by BinkyJoe March 26, 2008

a globulator

A person or object which has a tendency to globulate

"Oh no. A globulator. Flee children. Flee!"

by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

Korean Snow Globe

An interesting sex position involving a pound of feathers, honey, about five yards of rope, and a tub of dulce de leche. One must suspend oneself from the ceiling with the rope by their wrists and ankles, covered in honey. Your partner must then slowly stick the feathers on you, peel them off, while rubbing your partners genitals with the dulce de leche. We still don;t know why it's called the Korean Snow Globe.

Man: Hey honey, I'm home from the busi- OH MY GOD WHERE DID THESE FEATHERS COME FROM?!?! WHO IS *THAT*?!?!
Woman: Uh....you remember Steve, right? Well, we just tried the Korean Snow Globe. You're home early!

by BowieDick June 19, 2010

Snow Globe

when an astronaut is in space for about a week or two, soon gets horny, jacks one off and then the sperm floats in the ship with them due to the anti-gravity

neil, we just landed on the moon you couldnt wait to jack one off when we got home? its a giant snow globe here.

by gingyangus22 December 7, 2011

GLOBAL

Buzz word used by today's large American employers in years 2009+, where jobs and industry are being offshored or moved overseas.

Basically this is an early warning to employees, and it stands for

Gonna Lay Off Buttloads And Lie

Make preparations in advance after hearing this word! There will soon be alot less people working at the company, and likely one of them is YOU.

Manager: "ComTech is moving toward becoming a GLOBAL corporation."

Manager: "We have started a new GLOBAL hiring initiative."

by Sir Rutherford January 28, 2011

global

This term comes from the video game World of Warcraft. To "global" someone means to kill them almost instantly, in the space of one global cooldown (about 1 to 1.5 seconds).

LOL GET GLOBALED KID.

by vurt August 2, 2012