Gargamesh

The most powerful god of all humour and sex. also used to describe an absolute chad

that is one Gargamesh of a man

by Grimstruck December 6, 2022

Gargalow

A large and/or oversized amount of liquid that will soon be swallowed.

"That gallon of water is a gargalow"

"I'm not gay, but if the day I suck a cock, I want to digest a gargalow of semen"
"Oh No! I must be sick! There's a gargalow of green fluid rapidly coming out of my body where the sun don't shine!"

"Big Brother!? What are you doing? Are you trying to unleash a gargalow of your holy hot sauce onto my back, while I'm stuck in the dryer??"

by mistresskittypop March 26, 2023

Gargantuan Puppy Cock

(Noun) slang for a black olive used by people looked in central Montana.

I need gargantuan puppy cock to go with my salad.

by Olive Lover May 6, 2023

gargantuous

big

“that batty is gargantuous”

by becca..118 August 31, 2023

gargajim

word used to describe men that only have hair on the sides of their head. also usually have daughters that have transitioned from one gender to the other.

oh look at that guy with binoculars in the bush! what a gargajim!

by jhffde July 2, 2023

Gargel

The flem produced in one's lungs while recovering from a cold, leading to the acid levels rising, causing hiccups.

Oh Nonna mamacita the GARGEL is rising in me making me hiccup

by JarenNKthethird August 14, 2024

gargally smargilly

The expression she makes after you say "getting close babe, doin' great".

When she looked up at me, all gargally smargilly, that's when I knew, she was in love with me, but done with me too.

by Lil'Brain August 18, 2024