gutter wood

A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.

Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.

by bb714 February 8, 2015

gutter gardening

When u do so little house maintenance shrubs grow from your gutters

I see joe has given up on caring for his house.

Friend: yes but i see he has taken up gutter gardening

by Drowning clown November 24, 2015

gutter bump

To thrust the penis between a woman's preferably large butt cheeks. Similar to titty fucking.

I didn't get to fuck her in the ass but atleast she was down to gutter bump.

by Zsuchanuk July 25, 2016

Gutter cocktail

A gutter cocktail requires two hands working on tandem to jack a young man off. Performed by a kind young professional. Typically the work of a young man trying to impress friends with his street skills.

Dave, have you ever received a gutter cocktail?
Only in Pittsburg. It was wonderful.

by Cereal Butt Stabber May 26, 2017

Gutterslut

A gutterslut is one who performs oral and anal sex in the streets and gutters of small towns..gutterslut aka cum guzzler

"wow DePree sure is a gutterslut"

by PeggySueSmith July 28, 2017

Gutterize

Verb. To drag down to the lowest common denominator.

Urban Dictionary frequently gutterizes perfectly innocent words.

by themelenorianwordsmith May 8, 2018

gutter twink

Jockstrap-wearing, popper-sniffing twink bottoms that roam gay clubs hunting for dick. Lost causes with no jobs who somehow still afford club entry and overpriced drinks.

Often found sucking off the DJ in the club bathrooms, with their hand down the front of your pants, or crying uncontrollably in a locked cubicle.

Fuck, I just passive-inhaled a massive cloud of amyl when i walked past that swarm of gutter twinks.

by cystophora May 11, 2018