Chauncemaster General

Similar in meaning to "chauncellor," a title given to an individual who epitomizes the zen that is chaunce. Can be rich or poor, male or female.

Me:"What's up Chauncemaster General, got your half of the rent?"
Chauncemaster General:"Sorry, I went on tour and didn't get paid for any of the shows...and now my temp job doesn't want me back."

Q:"What the fuck does Nick Lachey do for a living?"
A:"He's Chauncemaster General."

by Chachi Arcola July 6, 2006

general beaver paddle

a stripping army man who has a mullet

dan's stage name is general beaver paddle; it suits him well.

by crazycowgirl May 20, 2005

General Burnside

Someone who is a general and has lots of sideburns.

Ooh, Damn! That man called General Burnside has noice sideburns!!

by Die_In_A_Hole May 28, 2020

Surgeon General's Breakfast

An entire bottle of NyQuil followed by a pack of Lucky Strikes and choice of heavy machinery.

Don't park your car there because Steve had the Surgeon General's Breakfast this morning.

by krtbnsn May 28, 2010

12th general order

Walk my post flank my flank take no shit from any other rank.

What's the most important general order. The 12th General order

by Zcross95 August 30, 2016

the floor general

someone who is insanely sick (good) at chinese poker; is able to pull out of tight situations by whipping out hands that an average player would not have expected to have seen

that asian kid that i know, he's a floor general

by the floor general July 6, 2005

ass general

The highest rank which can be achieved in the US Ass Service. The top officer which supervises all Ass Pirates, Admirals, Bandits, and Rangers. To achieve this status one must be highly skilled in Ass Navigation, Strategy, and Warfare. Also has a 2 slot cabinet for his Ass Advisors.

Vin Diesel finally made it to full blown Ass General. He appointed Tom Cruise to his Ass Advisor position.

by Big Mikey J 1979 June 11, 2006