tight-fittin' genes

An unfortunate inherited "legacy" which cause many of the descendants to be heavy-statured, whether they try to live healthfully or not.

(From an old Snuffy Smith cartoon) Elviney: I am soooo envious of that woman down the street --- she gets a brand-new dress every week!
Loweezy: Oh, no worries, darlin' --- that's only 'cuz she goes up another DRESS SIZE every week! It's those dad-blamed tight-fittin' genes!

by QuacksO September 30, 2017

Gene ka lund

Something every woman craves but is reserved for that one special someone.

They: Darn i wish i could get my hands on gene ka lund
Me: that's not for you

by Asstria May 18, 2022

doomsday gene

A cognitive personality disorder that causes a normally rational person to assume the worst possible case scenario until proven otherwise.

"Why doesn't the client want me in the meeting? They must want me off the account! You know I have the doomsday gene."

by heresthestory February 9, 2017

freddie gene bellard

The best father in the world a real man that loves to death will do anything for his family and will stay strong even though the worst time and is very loved by his family and he needs to always be close to the young of the kids and that's all he needs to do is talk to the young and his life will come together.

I love to go see my dad freddie Gene bellard

by Lee 💚 January 17, 2018

african black bean gene

a gene that female African women carry that could generate black baby with Caucasian males

my friend mcgee got hit withe african black bean gene and now his babiea blaxk

by whitemikeb March 9, 2022

vincent gene reilly

The most beautiful soul to see. The fiery red hair shows the true violence in his soul. The red head will always be the savage true friend you need to brighten your day, or life. But never betray him cuz a nigga crazy

Vincent gene Reilly is a crazy mother fucker
Vincent gene Reilly is the best friend I ever had

by Doritos official March 31, 2022

P.F. Gene

The P.F. stands for proven fertile. Women who carry this gene typically have children; though it is possible that they may have just had several abortions/miscarriages. The use of birth control may not prevent pregnancy in a women with the P.F. gene. While this gene is typically found in women there are some cases of men with very determined sperm. A man with the P.F. gene will usually have several kids with different women. It is generally not advised to sleep with someone who has the P.F. gene because birth control typically won’t work.

Steve: Dude I met this girl Jen she has two kids but she is bangin!!!
Brandon: I would be careful man sounds like she has the P.F. gene.
ONE MONTH LATER
Steve: DUDE! I need money for an abortion! Her birth control didn't work.
Brandon: I warned you man its the P.F. gene

by SterlingSilver November 1, 2016