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true goatee 

A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee
That dude sports a TRUE Goatee... Not a beard thing that can be braided.
true goatee by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013

pink goatee 

Dude, she has the nicest pink goatee
pink goatee by WookieMessiah February 3, 2017

Polish Goatee 

When you stick your hand down the back of your pants, take it out and then lick your palm
Jonnny gave himself a polish goatee
Polish Goatee by MikeMoney August 18, 2017

breaded grated chicken leg bis

Can I have some breaded grated chicken leg bis please?

oliver goatdirt 

oliver is the NICEST PERSON IN THE WORLD YOU WOULD MEET. like you would literally love him so much as soon as you met him. he is obsessed with monster and skates!!! he also calls you babe all the time which is the cutest thing ever lol.... also if you get an oli just know that HE CAN SOMETIMES BE SENSITIVE AND CHECK ON HIM AT ALL TIMES period. also, olis are very good at minecraft and you should cheer them on at ALL times! again, olis are so loveable and kind you couldn't even imagine it....... like he is so ADORABLE and just one of the best people like oh em ge. the way he is so TRUTHFUL AND AMAZING just blows you away!! you could always trust him no matter what, you could tell him everything and he would be there - olis are so perfect once you get to know them and when you get to know them YOU CANT SPEND ANY TIME WITHOUT THEM. he makes you feel safe and gets worried about you easily and it is literally so cute oh em GEES. you can't help but just adore the things he does and how he feels for other people its just shocking how amazing a person can be.

he has the best sense of humour and is comfortable with everyone once he gets to know them. its like a FANTASY OH MY GOD. you wouldn't want him any other way, again he is perfect the way he is. he gives great advice and is just so intelligent overall. no one deserves an oliver goat dirt!! but one thing, IF YOU GET ONE PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE
who is that?
that is oliver goatdirt, say hi G0ATDIRT
he's so kind