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peachy Fuzz

the hair that bald people have when they say they have hair

it usually occurs when they turn 104 Or 105.

usually happens to religion/social study teachers that need hair implants.
"I thought you had real hair, not peachy fuzz.
by i Am Cooler Than 6Th Grade January 26, 2021
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Pussy Fuzz

Stray hairs on cheeks that resemble a cats whiskers
Hey man shave that pussy fuzz, it’s getting out of control!!
by Sheeeshski May 5, 2021
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Door fuzz

Fuzz is a common slang term for police. Door fuzz is a correctional officer as they check on inmates through the windows in cell doors.
The door fuzz saw me shove something under my mattress and searched me for contraband.
by Chazzy axe maker May 6, 2021
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fuzz

douchebags with horrible hygiene. those who do not brush their teeth frequently, do not clean themselves properly, if they're male then tend to have smegma (cheese like substance on their testicles) or just need a nice long shower with extra soap!
"Did you see the fuzz on that guys teeth? I couldn't stand looking at it!"

"Hey man, check out that fuzz over there, that's nasty!"
by fuzzfree! December 8, 2012
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Jet-fuzz

The act of kneeing an individual in the thigh to cause a charlie horse. The act is typically accompanied by the proclamation "JET-FUZZ!" Origin - Clinton MA, East st. (1993)
Jimmy, dropped in pain after he was he was jet-fuzzed.
by East Street December 7, 2012
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ball fuzz

Ball Fuzz: the frustrating regrowth of hair on a man's balls, that make your sneeze, due to his lack of proper maintenance.
Ball Fuzz: The fine hairs on a pre-pubescent male genitals
Sally," Jon's ball fuzz was so long it not only made me sneeze, but poked me in the freaking eye!"
Sally" After going down on Frank, I hacked up several pieces of Ball Fuzz"
Sally " My little brother has a lot of Ball Fuzz"

Jen," Sally how did you get all those scratches on your face?"
Sally, " WARNING< do not attempt Tea Bagging a man with Ball FUZZ!!!"

At Christmas Sally gave all the men in her office razors in their stockings, to eliminate their Ball Fuzz ( Sally is the office Whore)
by The Only Baby Girl October 9, 2013
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vagina fuzz

Vagina fuzz is when you haven't had any means of sexual acts in a while: as in, SEX. Vagina fuzz is also referred as cobwebs, dust bunnies, and or the cookie CRUMB monster. GET YOU SOME>
kelssi: OMG, i haven't had sex in at least 2 days!!
tausha: then, you have what is not clinically known as, VAGINA FUZZ.
by taushhhh February 27, 2011
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