frusterbation

the act of lonely depressed jealous masturbation. This mainly occurs when you are angry/jealous that your buddy or roommate is the next room having audible sex, and you are left alone with the world wide web and a bottle of lotion

"i could hear them having the hottest loudest sex ever while i was alone playing Halo, and the girl he was with was freakin hot! ........ It kinda turned me on. So i got the laptop out and engaged in an intense frusterbation sesh. Im really lonely dude"

by digggzy February 16, 2010

Fasterer

Faster than faster than fast

bro you can get there way fasterer in a holden

by Tajnost January 5, 2011

Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.

When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.

by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008

Fister

Someone who is prone to "fisting".

"Ima' pull a Fister!"

by Aircroth March 28, 2009

Fusteration

descriptive word for the feeling one gets after a date with person one is attracted too but that person is obviously not attracted to you.

Yeah, after he dropped me at my door with no kiss I ate a whole pint of Cherry Garcia in fusteration.

by Reddeb December 13, 2010

Jodie Foster

The "Jodie Foster" or "Jodie" is a slang term for Manhattan's Lower East Side. So called because the neighborhood's frequently used initials also sound out a slang term for lesbian, of which the "Silence of the Lambs" star is one of the most iconic.

"Hey, there's this party on the Jodie tonight, you down?"

"Isn't Jamawl from Bed-Stuy?"
"Nah, he's from the Jodie Foster"

by Nom Chompsky September 29, 2009

Foster's

Australian for Kangaroo piss.

Man 1: This bar smells like Kangaroo piss!
Man 2: I guess they serve Foster's.

by Moses1988 June 11, 2006