Crikits Frogs

when somebody says a joke that is not funny. used to substitute crikit noises

LAMAR-yo mamma so fat shes over weight.

PAUL-CRIKITS FROGS!!

by MR. 99 go dumness December 2, 2007

Frog Change

When ur fat mate Luigi is chatting shit but cant think of anything else to say

Tom: I swear ur dads like 94

Luigi: swear ur dads got his left elbow castrated with frog change

Tom: charge it

by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 13, 2022

Frog Money

The money that is left in a secret place, usually under a decorative outdoor frog, although can be anywhere the drug dealer says to put it.

Don’t forget to get your frog money before you go to MaShawns. She is a high class whore with expensive taste. .

by BlondeSkurch June 29, 2019

Frog Honk

To grab a man by his balls, in a gentle yet assertive way.

Yo dude, I'm going to frog honk the shit out of you.

That guy over there has been frog honking himself all day long.

What a fucking frog honker.

by DirtySockPirate December 25, 2022

frog eyed

The effect of some drugs (acid, magic mushrooms, mdma etc.) When your pupil's dilate and give you a black glassy look to your eyes.

Did you see billys eyes yesterday? Yeah man he was still a frog eyed this morning

by AstroTripAdvisor February 2, 2017

Tuna-Frogging

When someone decapitates a stuffed frog plush toy, fills it with tuna, re-attaches the head, and then puts it in the back seat of your car to let it rot.

Dude, Zach Tuna-Frogged me last night.

What the fuck is Tuna-Frogging?

by Kevbotthelezbot June 9, 2013

Wind the frog

'Wind the frog' means 'get ready'.

It comes from the scene in which Woody launches the plan to escape from Sid's room in Pixar's 1995 movie Toy Story.

Scuttlebut has it that the phrase was popular among the film's crew during shooting.

"Do you think we should do it?" -- "Wind the frog."

by pendantry June 2, 2020