Friend

Some one who throws their phone at you, kick your feet and threatens you everyday. It’s not called bullying it’s friendship and if they do that then buy them some food they deserve it

uR sUcH a FRiEnD

by ididurmomanddad January 11, 2019

Friends

Non existent.

Retard 1: I have friends!
Retard 2: They are non existent you dumbass.

by That Dudе June 26, 2018

Friends

Hoes David Martinez invites to art shows.

David constantly ditches real ones to go out with his friends.

by Senorbiscuit July 20, 2018

Friend

A mythical creature thought to be all around you, everyday, but in reality, they are mistaken for backstabbers.

If you get the chance to find one of those mythical creatures known as real friends, you are one lucky person.

Fun fact : If you are friends with a person for 7 years or more, chances are they will be your friend forever.

I wish that was true...

by ThingsIdRatherNotSay July 30, 2018

Friends

Two people who say they’re friends when they’re really not.

“They’re friends! You all know what friends means..” Dinah says before winking into a smirk, as Lauren shoots her a warning glare and Camila looks down at the floor shyly with a face as red as a tomato. “Friends are fun!” says Ally before giving an innocently oblivious laugh.

by Koala from Havana January 30, 2019

Friends

A friend isn't just anyone.It's someone who cheers you up. Someone who you know is the only one crazier than you. Someone who will stick up for you. Someone who will tell you there problems and deepest secrets. Friends are hard to find. I would know.

Friends are hard to find.

by Melody Sorgatz August 29, 2018

Friends

Something you don’t have.

Person 1: Dude, where are all of your friends, all I see are two cardboard boxes? Person 2: Those are my friends.

by R u a stalker? October 4, 2018