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new found glory

one of the best pop-punk bands you'll ever hear. started out with the name "A New Found Glory" but eventually changed it to just "New Found Glory". haters can't actually say they hate NFG until they actually listen to their music and actually comprehend it properly. don't hate what you don't understand, you motherfuckers. anyone who doesn't like NFG should consider suicide, fuck off, and die (in that order) thank you.
Kyla: A New Found Glory is the best fucking thing that has ever happened to me. I fucking can't get enough of them.

Taylor: I know. They fucking kick ass!!!
by kyla_NFG May 21, 2007
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Chewonki Foundation

An incredible program in Wiscasset Maine which educates students about wildlife and the environment. There is also a program run by Chewonki for high school juniors for a semester. The semester program brings about 35 juniors from around the country to a tight-knit community in which one lives in cabins and learns about everything environmental and anything which will make life better and more fun. A highly recommended program found at www.chewonki.org
I was at chewonki last semester for the Maine Coast Semester.
by Wallrat February 28, 2005
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Joseph Smith the founder of the Mormon Church

Joseph Smith, Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!
Joseph smith the founder of the mormon church is gay, i love southpark
by 123454321123454321 August 27, 2006
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Whitgift foundation

A money-sucking organisation, hiding under the guise of being a charity in order to evade taxes. Owns three schools and charges extortionate tuition fees.
These schools are:

Whitgift School - the first and worst of the set. Just to give you an idea, they have a bird aviary and peacocks wandering in the grounds, enough said.

Trinity School of St John Whitgift - The Whitgift School's little brother, fortunately less prolific in arrogant rich bastards but they still dwell there occasionally, unfortunately much less well funded as all of the money is diverted to the above.

Old Palace School - A recent acquisition, formerly its inhabitants however notoriously ugly were quite sensible, however they have subsequently become more arrogant under the corrupting influence of the tyrannical Whitgift Foundation.

Note: St John Whitgift
Founder of the foundation, 'Saint' John was a miserly rich bastard of a priest who realised he was a total wanker on his deathbed and donated all his money to charity, conveniently just before it all became entirely useless to him.

Note II: In general under the christian church giving money to poor people is a sure ticket into heaven, whether this is a genuine act of kindness or a last ditch attempt to save ones pathetic soul.
"Oh, really corking to see you old chap, I went to Whitgift don't you know?"
by The bringer of truth February 23, 2005
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Fountain of you

While sitting on a girl's face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure
as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits.
Fran was eating my corn so well that my fountain spweed all over her face.
by Paul Reubens July 10, 2004
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foundations

n. a term used widely until the 1970s to describe various women's undergarments such as girdles, bustles, corsets, etc. Girdles and corsets slimmed down the moderately obese lady who could tolerate them. Corsets also gave an hourglass figure to a thin person, such as Scarlett O'hara.
Mrs. Gottrocks went to the foundations department at Neiman Marcus to check out the lastest styles in girdles.
by Richard Black October 10, 2005
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fountainfest

Its origin is from an underground IRC channel. The meaning of fountainfest is probably what it sounds like, a fest around the fountain, in this case, this IRC underground channel is refering to the fountain in DotA (Defense of the Ancient), a custom map of Warcraft 3.

There's a slogan going: "with high regen you can party all night"

In Defense of the Ancients the fountain is the source of regenerating life and mana, thus the name.

People attending to this party tend to have a special way of expressing themselves in English.
H ol )) watr, wer is war? fontanfest??? (fountainfest)
by ImWatching October 24, 2008
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