swoon flu

When you are so enamored by something, it leaves you bedridden.

Friend A: I couldn't even get out of bed today.
Friend B: Why come?
Friend A: I think I came down with a serious case of swoon flu after googling Zac Efron for hours upon hours.

by SexyLexy1234 May 7, 2009

Bird Flu

An STD that you have picked up off a female most likely from Portsmouth.

tom : mate i got it on with a girl the other night.
jack : excellent
tom : not really turns out she has got bird flu ( ie an std)

by Sir Jack December 10, 2007

Swine Flu

The Governments way of saying the common cold so they can send out vaccinations and steal more money from us.
They say it is a horrible thing it's just like the common cold, but psychologically we get sick and think swine flu our minds are powerful and make us more sick so they call it the swine flu.

Doctor: I Think You Have The Swine Flu.

Person: No! I have a very bad respiratory infection and a stuffy nose. My temperature may rise to 102.7 but there's no such thing as a 'swine flu'

Doctor: Um..okay then..

by Swineian October 31, 2009

Green Flu

When some one coughs so much after taking a hit and then sits back really blazed after.

Chance hit the bong and now has green flu.

by capnmunch November 14, 2011

Glemu Flu

A disease first discovered in 2019 that affects someone that was close to someone who is or was sick with any illness (even something as contagious as a migraine).
Also known as the "I've got what he has" sickness.

Glenn was sick yesterday and now I suffer from the glemu flu.

by Wmode September 4, 2019

fighter's flu

When a person claims to be a fighter and also that he or she is thinking about participating in a fighting sport, for example a jiu-jitsu tournament or a boxing match, but on the day of the event doesn't show.

Bob- "Where's Mike, he said he was thinking about competing."

John- "That's what he said last time. He always gets the fighter's flu and doesn't show."

by Bob's Chophouse July 26, 2009

Hacker flu

It's that thing that programmers have when they encpunter a bug but have no idea how to solve it. The only known cure for the symptoms is black coffee.

In advanced phases of this desease, the patient might try to smash anything that lies in front of them, it is advisable in these occasions to use cat videos to alleviate these intents.

The new coding tasks have been assigned; Hacker flu is about to erupt...

by kovg April 14, 2019