floridiot

derogatory term used to describe people from Florida

Go back to Florida you fucking floridiot!

by blueridgenative September 28, 2006

florida

best state in the mutha fucking country. down here you got beaches, mickey mouse,and great weather (expect during hurricane season) the state where the fucking snowbirds come down for the winter and ruin everything like clogging up the cities & driving at 25 mph in the fast lane. State where for some reason people from up north (mostly NY & NJ)move down to & start bitchin & saying things like: this place sucks, is so boring down here, I hate it down here, and I miss being up north. well those people can FUCK OFF !!! the only place where where the farther north you go the closer to the south you are & the farther south you go it seems that your closer to latin america. did i mention that the 305 (miami)has sum of the finest females eva.

the state of florida is da shit dawg

by 305boi December 28, 2005

Florida State University

A kick ass college. FSU is the premier school in the state of Florida. While it has managed to POWN UF and UM in every way, it has also been deemed to have the sexiest female students in the state.FSU students have often been found teabagging the shit out of UF students because they are bitches.

Bro 1: Do you go to Florida State University?

Bro 2: Yes, I do.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see Tim Tebow the other day?

Bro 2: Yeah, I teabagged the shit out of that bitch while some ugly ass UF girls were watching.

by Peter McAllister December 24, 2008

Florida girl

This is a girl who knows how to deals with wind blown hair whether it be from her convertible or the beach she does not complain because she is a Florida girl. This is a girl who is too smart to attend Florida State so she will of course attend The University of Florida. She wears little makeup because she does not need it, she looks the same in the morning as she did the night before. A Florida girl is adventurous, she will know how to surf already and will be willing to try any other sport. Florida girls are not scared to venture into the girls bathroom alone, we know there is not a monster under that potty's lid. A Florida girl would also never be catty towards another female she is too laid back to give a crap. A Florida girl is everything you have ever wanted in a woman and more. I suggest you try and find one as soon as possible.

Wow that girl was to good to be true. She has her Phd., she was a girl of the SEC in Playboy and she is an Olympic Athlete. That must have been a Florida girl.

by Gatorgirl February 3, 2006

Bronson, Florida

A town with one traffic light. The only words of inspiration here are "git-r-done". What's for dinner? Well hell, you best bet beef or deer. Things are done a little differently in Bronson, Florida. We fix everything with duct tape and think trash is treasure.

Only in Bronson, Florida will you find ghetto rednecks.

by killerbanana December 23, 2010

North Port High School (Florida)

A high school located in North Port, Florida. The school is mainly populated by wannabe rednecks and their pregnant bitches who all seem to think that camo outfits are "desirable." The average girl at North Port HS has already had about 2.5 children, via several baby dadyzzz. So many students smoke weed, that even the teachers dabble in it from time to time. The average combined IQ of the school (teachers included) is roughly 108 (and that is being generous). NPHS has some of THE worst teachers in the nation. If your looking for a school where you can spend your entire four year, high school experience high as a kite, then North Port High School is the place for you!

Redneck 1 and North Port High School (Florida): Hey, let's pretend to be hard-core Confederate scumbags, and where camo all the time like dumb hicks, and talk about fishing and hunting all the time, and date fat nasty girls, even though in reality we have two brain cells to split between the five of us and are pretty much white trash?

Redneck 2: Dam! My girlfriend is also my cousin!

by Pebblezzz August 6, 2011

Florida

A place where you will see more hispanic people then cuba. Alot of sun. People who live in florida there whole life dont get sunburnt. Not as many old people as most people think. They all live in north florida. which is amazingly boring. Alott of sexy people : Most of the girls where flip-flops year round.

I want to go to florida. Its fuckin dope.

by Nenaa September 20, 2007