Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand

Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck

by officedaddy September 20, 2022

Flood

The surname of a typical teacher that that one kid really favours. Not a specific teacher but ANYONE.

Oh, they're with Flood today.

by Noah Flood May 13, 2022

Flood

To go at somebody physically (by fighting them)^1 and/or verbally (by saying hurtful stuff)^2

"Shut the up fuck talking to me before I come over there and flood yo ass" ^1 or "Shut the fuck up talking to me before I hurt yo feelings and flood yo ass."^2

by Davezs May 13, 2022

Flooded

A certain style when you roll your pant legs up a few times.

Carl: Why are those children wearing their pants like that?
Jenny: They are Flooded Kids, Carl.

by Ampzxd March 30, 2022

Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.

Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!

by zAbBa.ZaBbA.zOm.ZoM February 23, 2022

Flooding the gates

When a man accidentally ejaculates into a woman and urinates inside of her to flush it out.

1“How was last night man?”
2“Not good, I came in her so I ended up flooding the gates.”
1“Close one.”

by The Clorax December 23, 2020

UD Flood

When you look up something about Urban Dictionary and all that comes up are definitions on urban dictionary.

UD Flood:I trued to look up “how to vote on urban dictionary” and the results were UD Flooded with definitions of the with vote.

by iabast December 25, 2020