Flarking

Flarking: When someone fakes sleeping and farts because their body wouldn’t do that in a sedative state. Flarking .. Farting while fake sleeping

Dude I know you’re not flarking over there,

I can tell your awake.

by MattyBrady May 9, 2025

Flogging

The act Gary McCourry carries out of his staff. We are unsure what it means to him, but whatever it is, it can’t be good.

Hey guys, meeting about flogging at 3:30. Then back to work, some of us have to work for a living!!

by MrFloggertonMcgee July 17, 2025

flarking

flarking, jorking your peanits but in a farkle from girl meets world way.

oh my god im flarking it

by tyfawn July 17, 2025

Faraging

The deliberate exclusion of specific journalists, newspapers, media outlets, or other observers from political discussions, debates, and forums, designed to minimise scrutiny, accountability, and critical examination of policies, statements, and allegiances. Faraging operates as a mechanism of control, ensuring that dissenting perspectives are systematically marginalised and that public discourse is filtered through a narrowly sanctioned lens. By denying access to independent voices, this practice cultivates a self-reinforcing political echo chamber, erecting what might be described as a glass ceiling of concrete and steel: impenetrable, opaque, and unyielding. It generates a form of institutionalised tunnel vision in which ideas, criticisms, and alternative viewpoints are not merely overlooked but actively obstructed, thereby concentrating power, shaping narratives, and entrenching ideological conformity within the corridors of authority. In effect, Faraging transforms the public sphere into a curated environment where debate exists in form but is severely constrained in substance, creating a controlled theatre of political perception.

Person 1: "Did you catch Farage at Capitol Hill, comparing the UK’s 'free speech' to North Korea?"

Person 2: "Yeah, and Raskin didn’t hold back, calling him out for being a Trump sycophant, a fan of Putin, and also noted how he restricted media access during his visit. Basically, making sure critics couldn’t scrutinise him properly."

Person 1: "I suppose he just doesn’t enjoy answering awkward questions."

Person 2: "Or, more likely, he’s perfecting the art of Faraging, curating who gets to challenge him so no one sees the gaping holes in his own ideology. Comparing the UK to North Korea while quietly restricting free speech around yourself… that’s next-level irony."

by DemocracySold September 4, 2025

flogging the dolphin

this is an euphemism which originated from Boston, but has also been known to be used by people from Myrtle Beach & New York. It describes the act of furiously masturbating, but describing it in a more respectful way to not lower the tone unnecessarily. For example it could be used on a podcast to avoid using vulgar language if children (of all ages) were listening.

He was caught at his window flogging the dolphin and his neighbours saw it there man

by Rad Rob November 4, 2025

Proto-Flaggin

1:Putting TV's in your car such that only the people in the car behind yours can see the TV
2:Showing Off in any manner

"Look at that mustang up there! dude is proto-flaggin."

"Look at that jit, he just proto-flaggin"

by WillieD1114 January 18, 2009

Schlong Flogging

To beat one about the head and face, or cunt with ones schlong (Penis)

That cunt of yours could use a good Schlong Flogging

by I am the walrus, koo kookachoo September 22, 2011