flaccid flapping

Flaccid flapping is when a male can't get an erection during sex and proceeds to rub his flaccid member on a girls vaginna. This is called flaccid flapping.

Jenni asks her best friend...
"So did you and Tanner hook up last night?"
"Hahahaha all I got was a lot of flaccid flapping!!"

by Midnight Kitty November 22, 2013

flap attack

Also known as, doing a Deeley. The art of flapping all over the place and mildly stressful situations accompanied by pausing like a deer in headlights for most of the day.

'He had a flap attack at the site of the Queue'

by TotalKernt February 27, 2017

flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 2, 2010

ass flap

butt opening on onesie commonly used for easy access

I like to get frisky in my PJ’s so the ass flap is very convenient.

by sluttya$$tay December 31, 2017

Bomber Flaps

Giant Pussy Lips

Did you get in her pants? Could you believe the size of those bomber flaps? You could hide a baby kangaroo in those.

by junglejim62 February 7, 2012

to flap off

1. Female term for masturbation.

2. Equivalent to the male term "jerking off"
3. Pleasuring a woman with your fingers.

1. "My mom walked in on me flapping off."
2. "We didn't have sex, but he flapped me off."
3. "I love to flap off under the shower."

by Dukeofhazzard June 30, 2016

Beets on flap

When you got something hanging down below that ain’t doin nothing and you decide to add a little something to it.

Yo, I’m gonna do a beets on flap on you ass, shit.

by Obitch November 11, 2018